It takes courage to leave something comfortable, even though it did not bring you true happiness. Perhaps you stayed in too long and you bargained with yourself and tried to rationalize reasons why you should stay.
Okay so parkings a bitch at school if you get there at the same time as the other 294,523, 515,613 people do. But I’m always early since i have my 7:30 math class everyday so i get the best of the best parking. But today, for the first time ever, i didnt go to my math class because it was just a review of the chapter we just learned and, not to toot my own horn, but it’s easier than then finding an elephant in a haystack, so i thought “pff, i got thisssss. So forget that, im just gonna skip it. ” And i did.
So i get to school around 8 today instead of 7 and im circling around the parking lot looking for a spot about 15 minutes until i see some guy walking to his car. I quickly do some fast to the furious move, put my car in reverse, did a sharp turn heading straight for the guy and followed him and he was parked along the walls as all the cars were parked vertically.
So I’m just sitting in my car doing my own thing waiting for this guy to back out and thanking God i actually found a parking spot when all of the sudden this stupid, idiotic, bitch comes out of nowhere and starts to park in MY spot that I have been waiting for! Then she looked at me weird making some kind of a “you snooze you lose” look and then started moving her hands back and forth around me i guess saying how it’s hers and shit and then i was just like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MAN!!! I swear she unleashed that tame little beasty monster inside me. So then i started doing all these mumbo jumbo signals back at her, telling her how I’ve been waiting this whole time for it. And then after all the hand movements went down, we just stared at each other. Then she stupid bitch backed out and took off cause she’s stupid and stupid knew it was my spot and I’ve been waiting.
I swear. I mean, I’m sweetheart. I’m hardly ever mean or rude to somebody for no reason and if that were the case then pigs would be flying. Ask anybody because most likely they’ll most likely tell you that I’m nice and loving.
But when you decide to take my parking spot that i’ve bee waiting for, SHIT WILL GO DOWN and believe me, PIGS WILL BE FLYING.